AARON ALEXOVICH

Edit 11/20: Hey everybody! Prints available HERE. If, um… YOU DARE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Welcome, foolish mortals, to a gallery of every single denizen of Disney’s HAUNTED MANSION!

The Bride, the Duelists, the Mummy, Pickwick, Caesar, Ezra, Gus, Phineas, Madame Leota, The Hatbox Ghost… all 999 HAPPY HAUNTS have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize in the form of THESE teensy-tiny drawings (Kindly drag your cursor over the images and click them to reveal the spirits within):

Ah, but your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting problem… Are there REALLY 999 ghosts here? Or have one or two gone missing, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: The artist has NO brain and NO hands… Could the poor wretch really have drawn every last one?

Of course, you could always COUNT THEM.

THUNDER CRACK!

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Ah, there you are! And just in time… There’s a little matter I forgot to mention:

All our grim-grinning ghosts have manifested themselves in ART PRINT FORM at the HEART-SHAPED SHOP. Take every one of them home as one GIANT PRINT, or in a PRINT SET of 16 individual letters. The perfect gift to lay on your favorite grave this holiday season.

Now I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home.

HURRY BAAA-AAAACK…